she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
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fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc
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my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
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This went right over my head as a kid.
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whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
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ccin:
SO VANELLOPE IS MY PHONE BACKGROUND…………
vanellope egbert
i have arrived
omg someone make a karkat ralph i cant sprite
CG: I’M GONNA WRECK IT
somebody make gamzee turbo
TuRbO tAsTiC :o)
(i cant pixel im sorry)
wait so who’s fix it felix??
I Believe I Can Fix This
Flattery will not charge these batteries.
OMG
i’ve been scrolling down my dashboard for nearly an hour jUST TO REBLOG THIS
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i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u
(Source: emblemthrees, via duncansdinuts)
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one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i…
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